I have had a helluva week. I went bowling, and rode a Sybian in a crowded cathouse. I’ve also had to prepare myself for the impending school year when I have to present myself as a “normal” human who can “adult” enough to not embarrass my child. I’m trying! I swear!
My favorite of my favorites this week isn’t a link per se, it’s a quote from my dear friend, Jason:
“50 Shades has earned 95 million. This proves that you do spend too much time dealing with plot and grammar, and not enough on shitty BDSM.”
The inside of my nose is still burning from the coffee this made me snort. Thanks, Jason.
So there you have it, vagina lovers. And here you go!
More Sex = More Money – The science is sound, y’all.
Porn Sex vs Real Sex: Explained in the kitchen with food!! – Pardon me while I swoon on to my fainting couch. Damn, I’m hungry. Anyone have a banana and a jar of Nutella?
Once you go kinky, can you ever go back? – Can Kinky People Date Vanilla People?
Interesting relationship tips – Toxic Habits
And I was just saying the other day how much I dislike Dave Mathews Band – Most Hated Bands of the Last 30 Years – But don’t fret 98 Degrees fans–I’m certain there will be a comeback. <dons mock turtleneck in solidarity>