I know, I know. I’m all kinds of late with this post, but it’s still Friday, so whatever. I would have been more productive today, but adding ‘dolphin nasal gang bangs’ to my list of hard limits took longer than expected. I’m not entirely sure it’s a thing, but would you risk ‘dolphin nasal gang bangs’? Didn’t think so. Heather’s day has been super busy, too. She’s been distracted by, um, tentacle porn. I wish I could say these are euphemisms, but they’re not.
So here are my fave links for the week. I was going to add a link to a feminist Blurred Lines Parody that was very well done, in my opinion. But the whole ‘no come on my face’ thing was hard to swallow, because heh.
Sex Question Friday: Can a Man Fantasize About Another Man and Still Be Straight? – Yep. Absofuckinglutely.
Can You Make It Through This Post Without Feeling Sexually Attracted to Food? - Look into my creamy center.
2013 Top Sex Blogger – Boob smooshes, nekkid hugs, and super sloppy kisses to everyone who has already nominated Vagina Antics for a spot on this year’s list! If you haven’t nominated your fave yet, no worries. There’s still time. And if your favorite isn’t Vagina Antics… REALLY?
Because this world will never have enough gay unicorns banishing the world’s prejudices with rainbow magic.
I saw this redonkulous article and thought of Nikki. Not because Lysol needs to go anywhere near her vag, but because she would be HORRIFIED. She’s quite delicate, you know. Some days, I like to poke at her. It’s like poking a snake with a stick. I mean… a sensitive vagina with bar of regular soap.
I can’t help that my vag is a delicate fucking flower! <cries>
Happy Friday, y’all!