August 30, 2013 by Heather Cole
Like most women ( I can only assume ) across the internetz, I was super bummed this week when I learned it was #Armpits4August. I was like HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS? There were only three, wait, four days left in the month and there was NO WAY I could grow pit hair in such a short period. But after the convulsive sobbing stopped, it dawned on me that armpit hair meant unlicked armpits. So there’s that.
There was also the whole you-know-who did the thing on the thing with the big, foam thing in really horrible shoes.
I’m looking for a cat named “Bob Barker.” – I confess I’m obsessed with cats. Because of Catsquatch.
Lamar Odom was missing, but then he wasn’t. Honestly, I could give a rats ass about the dude. I just wanna know how you lose a 6’10” Kardashian.
Study says people prefer sex and alcohol over parenting – Aaaaaand we needed a study to arrive at this conclusion?
Cliteracy – A giant, golden clitoris? Yee-haw, motherfuckers! Wait, what?
Earlier this week, a friend drank too much coffee. I thought I knew what over-caffeinated looked like, but I was wrong. The Oatmeal summed up her condition perfectly. (Minus the mustache)
This article isn’t applicable to me AT ALL this week. Nope. Not me.
Here’s your dose of humanity for the week, people.
Get down and funky.
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August 16, 2013 by Heather Cole
I have had a helluva week. I went bowling, and rode a Sybian in a crowded cathouse. I’ve also had to prepare myself for the impending school year when I have to present myself as a “normal” human who can “adult” enough to not embarrass my child. I’m trying! I swear!
My favorite of my favorites this week isn’t a link per se, it’s a quote from my dear friend, Jason:
“50 Shades has earned 95 million. This proves that you do spend too much time dealing with plot and grammar, and not enough on shitty BDSM.”
The inside of my nose is still burning from the coffee this made me snort. Thanks, Jason.
So there you have it, vagina lovers. And here you go!
More Sex = More Money – The science is sound, y’all.
The Cherry Myth
Porn Sex vs Real Sex: Explained in the kitchen with food!! – Pardon me while I swoon on to my fainting couch. Damn, I’m hungry. Anyone have a banana and a jar of Nutella?
Once you go kinky, can you ever go back? – Can Kinky People Date Vanilla People?
Interesting relationship tips – Toxic Habits
And I was just saying the other day how much I dislike Dave Mathews Band – Most Hated Bands of the Last 30 Years – But don’t fret 98 Degrees fans–I’m certain there will be a comeback. <dons mock turtleneck in solidarity>
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