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  1. Weekly Wrap-Up and Link Love

    October 18, 2013 by Nikki Blue

    The first draft of my Friday wrap-up began with good intentions. I highlighted important stuff like the release of Heather’s , and how hard I’m working to finish my collection of stories. But it took a weird turn, landing on ugly possums and adorable raccoons who will chew your face off. Don’t bother to ask because I have no idea. Anyway, I ditched it (you’re welcome) and decided to be super short and to the point.

    • Heather LOVES . For realzies.
    • Laser Technicians are shocked when asked if the appointment can be filmed for um, posterity’s sake. Okay, fine. For Mr. K’s sake.
    • It’s mid-October and still hot as balls here, so all of y’all bragging about wearing hoodies on chilly mornings while sipping on Pumpkin Spice Latte’s–fuck you. With love, of course.

     

    My faves for the week are:

    – “Dino-Cock.” It’s a thing, apparently.

    - And now I’m adding ‘Port-a-Potty’ to my list of hard limits, because gross.

    – Hold up. There are underwear rules? Motherfucker…

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    Heather’s Favorites:

    The topic of healthy, non-processed foods and their lack of availability and affordability is something that never fails to push me on my soapbox. And don’t get me started on the plight of the small family farmer in this country. This is amazing. Do I think Chipotle is the answer to quality food for our families? No, but what they say here about factory farming and what we feed ourselves and our children is absolutely true. By the way, the scared cows are going to make you cry. I’ll pass you a hankie when it’s over.

    Oh Dan, you say and I have to swoon a little bit.

    ?!?! Oh, this has Nikki Blue written ALL over it!

    Pfft, whatever. Cats are assholes.


  2. Friday Link Love

    September 13, 2013 by Nikki Blue

    I know, I know. I’m all kinds of late with this post, but it’s still Friday, so whatever. I would have been more productive today, but adding ‘dolphin nasal gang bangs’ to my list of hard limits took longer than expected. I’m not entirely sure it’s a thing, but would you risk ‘dolphin nasal gang bangs’? Didn’t think so. Heather’s day has been super busy, too. She’s been distracted by, um, tentacle porn. I wish I could say these are euphemisms, but they’re not.

    So here are my fave links for the week. I was going to add a link to a feminist Blurred Lines Parody that was very well done, in my opinion. But the whole ‘no come on my face’ thing was hard to swallow, because heh.

    Sex Question Friday: Can a Man Fantasize About Another Man and Still Be Straight? – Yep. Absofuckinglutely.

    Can You Make It Through This Post Without Feeling Sexually Attracted to Food? - Look into my creamy center.

    2013 Top Sex Blogger – Boob smooshes, nekkid hugs, and super sloppy kisses to everyone who has already nominated Vagina Antics for a spot on this year’s list! If you haven’t nominated your fave yet, no worries. There’s still time. And if your favorite isn’t Vagina Antics… REALLY?

     

    Heather’s picks:

    Because this world will never have enough with rainbow magic.

    I saw this redonkulous article and thought of Nikki. Not because Lysol needs to go anywhere near her vag, but because she would be HORRIFIED. She’s quite delicate, you know. Some days, I like to poke at her. It’s like poking a snake with a stick. I mean… a sensitive vagina with bar of regular soap.

    I can’t help that my vag is a delicate fucking flower! <cries>

    Happy Friday, y’all!
    Nikki


  3. Links: why we love them

    August 30, 2013 by Nikki Blue

    Like most women ( I can only assume ) across the internetz, I was super bummed this week when I learned it was #Armpits4August. I was like HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS? There were only three, wait, four days left in the month and there was NO WAY I could grow pit hair in such a short period. But after the convulsive sobbing stopped, it dawned on me that armpit hair meant unlicked armpits. So there’s that.

    Anyway…

    There was also the whole you-know-who did the thing on the thing with the big, foam thing in

    I’m looking for a cat named “Bob Barker.” – I confess I’m obsessed with cats, but I don’t like cats. Why? Because cats are assholes. Except for . Wait, I don’t like him either. I just like saying “Catsquatch.”

    Lamar Odom was missing, but then he wasn’t. Honestly, I could give a rats ass about the dude. I just wanna know how you lose a 6’10” Kardashian.

    Study says people prefer sex and alcohol over parenting – Aaaaaand we needed a study to arrive at this conclusion?

    Cliteracy – A giant, golden clitoris? Yee-haw, motherfuckers! Wait, what?

     

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    Heather’s faves:

    Earlier this week, Nikki drank too much coffee. I thought I knew what over-caffeinated looked like, but I was wrong. The Oatmeal summed up her condition perfectly. (Minus the mustache)

    And the hairy chest. Just sayin’.

    This article isn’t applicable to me AT ALL this week. Nope. Not me.

    Here’s your dose of humanity for the week, people.

    Get down and funky.


  4. Weekly Wrap Up and More Link Lovin’

    August 16, 2013 by Nikki Blue

    These are the last few days of summer vacation and I’ve spent an assload of time this week picking up class schedules and meeting teachers. And get this: I wore a bra AND underwear. See? I totally rock this responsible parenting shit. I’ve also come to terms with the fact that the boy really was switched at birth, because Advanced Math.

    Stop laughing, Mr. K.

    With that being said, it’s pretty obvious my week was nothing like Heather’s. I didn’t go bowling, or ride a Sybian in a crowded cathouse. I did, however, have the opportunity to use my , and it’s still , so there’s that.

    I found so many fantastic things this week that it was hard to narrow down my favorites. The links just kept coming and coming. Kind of like Heather on the Sybian. *snort* Sorry, Heather, that was way too easy.

    My favorite of my favorites this week isn’t a link per se, it’s a quote from our dear friend, :

    “50 Shades has earned 95 million. This proves that you do spend too much time dealing with plot and grammar, and not enough on shitty BDSM.”

    The inside of my nose is still burning from the coffee this made me snort. Thanks, Jason.

    So there you have it, vagina lovers. And here you go!

    *hugs*
    Nikki

     
    Nikki’s Faves:

    More Sex = More Money – The science is sound, y’all.

    The Cherry Myth – You mean all the cherry poppin’ jokes were for naught? ‘Discombobulated’ doesn’t begin to describe how this makes me feel.

    Dear Daughter – I love this so fucking hard.

     
    Heather’s Faves:

    – Pardon me while I swoon on to my fainting couch. Damn, I’m hungry. Anyone have a banana and a jar of Nutella?

    Once you go kinky, can you ever go back? – Can Kinky People Date Vanilla People?

    Interesting relationship tips – Toxic Habits

    And I was just saying the other day how much I dislike Dave Mathews Band – Most Hated Bands of the Last 30 Years – But don’t fret 98 Degrees fans–I’m certain there will be a comeback. <dons mock turtleneck in solidarity>

     


  5. Juicy Link Lovin’

    August 1, 2013 by Nikki Blue

    Heather and I come across many amazing blogs, websites, and articles on the interwebs every day. Some of them, like: My Husband Hates My Sex Toy, send us on a trip down memory lane with a serious case of side stitches. And others, like: Teenage Exorcists Explain the Dangers of Sexually Transmitted Demons, make us spew coffee all over our electronic devices. Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK?

    Anywhoo, after MORE meetings with lawyers, unicorn experts, and a few mermaids to level the playing field, (don’t judge me. Seriously, don’t) we decided to start showing some link love by sharing our favorites with y’all. It’s kind of like sex, but no condoms required. Okay, that really didn’t make sense, but whatever.

    Enjoy!
    ~Nikki

     
    Nikki’s faves:

    – These need to happen. Every fucking one of them.

    Kinks and Fetishes: what’s the difference? – My name is Nikki Blue and I’m kinky as a motherfucker! *ahem*

    Ninjas, Mimes & Hot Sex – The Bedhead’s Quick Guide To Dirty Talk – Dirty talk: learn it, live it, love it.

     
    Heather’s faves:

    Glittery nail polish AND nipple piercings?? Oh yes please! – Shiny Things

    Delicious Picture – I haven’t said one blessed thing about the royal baby. I swear!

    Best comment on a sex article ever. “This broke my penis…” Cosmo’s Awesome New Sex Positions And yes, Cosmo came up with the title “Nips Ahoy.” <snort>