Heather is thankful for:
VIBRATORS!
Just kidding. Well, I am extremely grateful for my vibrators so I’m not joking that much. Last year Nikki and I reflected on Thanksgivings past and present. You can read mine here, and Nikki’s here.
This year we decided to make a gratitude list. Mostly because my mama is making our entire family sit around the dining room table and share our thankfulness, and since I can’t say anal sex, degradation and objectification or sweet pussy to my family, I’m going to say it to you all. That’s right. Prepare yourselves for the Heather Cole and Nikki Blue Great Big (or not so) Thank You List!
I’m thankful for my collection of vibrators and that my job allows for me to make frequent masturbation breaks. I’m grateful to have a Dominant in my life who is willing to tie me up, inflict pain, degrade and humiliate me in all the ways that I love. Deep throating, anal sex, hypnosis… I can keep listing the amazing things sir and I have done together, each one incredible and rewarding on its own. I’m grateful beyond words to the man who has taken me to all these places. I’m doubly thankful that sir also desires that I succeed in my life in and out of kink and offers me ‘incentives’ to be healthy and professionally successful.
I’m thankful for a beautiful woman who shares time (and my bed) with me, for a Domme who loves turning me into a living doll and who will bake with me, and for Gun Oil lube that helps sir make all his anal fantasies with me come true. Heh. Come.
I feel gratitude from the tips of my toes to the top of my head for my creativity and craving for sexual adventure. Thank you for reading, darling Vagina Antics followers, and thank you to my fellow bloggers for supporting Nikki and I in the sex blogging community. I’m grateful to write and have people BUY that writing. And I’m thankful as all get out that I can wake up in the morning and have a place like Vagina Antics to record every dirty deed that I do. I had the idea for this blog so that Nikki and I could connect with other like-minded people. Every day we get the opportunity to do that, and I can’t thank you enough for that connection. The best of VA, though, is working with my best friend. Thank you, soulmateclone, for being the bestest vagina galpal a girl could ask for. Now pass me the vodka before I start crying.
Nikki is thankful for:
We’re really doing this aren’t we?
Okay, fine. I’m thankful for Demerol.
I kid! I kid! Sort of. Seriously, though, I really do have so many things in my life I’m thankful for. Obviously, I’m thankful for fan-fucking-tastic sex. But more importantly, I’m thankful for the amazing man who stimulates my brain, loves my imperfections, expects my strategically placed ‘fuck’s’, and who encourages me to be ME with no apologies.
I’m also thankful for my incredible kids. They’re living, breathing proof that regardless of the missteps– and there have been many –I’ve made in my life, I’ve done two things really right.
And I’m thankful for Heather, my soulmateclone. Without her, I fear I’d still be floundering in uncertainty about my life and writing in secret. Vagina Antics was our ‘coming out’, so to speak and it was one of the best decisions we’ve ever made.
I remember with perfect clarity the day we agreed on the name and secured the domain. I sat in an armchair in my former life. “Vagina Antics is really a thing, right?”
“Yup, it really is,” she answered.
We hoped, but had no idea it would become what it has and for that, I am super fucking thankful.
Oh, I’m also thankful for beards, new boobs, and Catsquatch. The three are unrelated, probably.
Happy Thanksgiving, y’all!
Gentle boob smooshes,
Nikki
