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Holy Unicorns!

August 2, 2012 by Nikki Blue

Oh Jesus, Lord have mercy, y’all! Scot at The Dom Next Door has nominated us for The META Awesomest Blog Award. And this one is a muscular, pink leather chaps wearin’, purple haired unicorn! So hot…

 

 

This is what Scot had to say:

“In short, Heather Cole and Nikki Blue are two of the funniest, wittiest, sexiest, raunchiest, drinkingest vagina owners blogging anywhere.”

That’s like the best compliment EVER! We totally love him.

Heather nominates Dumb Domme (our latest girl crush) for the META Awesomest Blog Award because D’s honesty and humor reminds us all that no matter how much we enjoy a role, we’re still human and flawed and the better for it. “I’d gladly be a footstool for her stilettos during happy hour!”

Five Random Facts About Heather:
1. I had a woman sleep over for the first time this week. Waking up to breasts is the BEST!
2. I sleep with a stuffed bear named Buster.
3. I loathe rutabagas and believe that they only belong in compost piles.
4. I can’t be trusted to try on a corset by myself, because I’ll get stuck. For hours.
5. I’M GOING TO SEE MY BFF AND SOULMATECLONE IN TWO WEEKS! Watch out, Florida. Y’all are in for a wild ride.
Nikki nominates Anna at  The Ladygarden Project for the META Awesomest Blog Award because her erotic stories are wonderfully hot and she’s honest about the frustrations on the long road to sexual self discovery. She’s talented, she’s celebrating her sexuality and she’s a beautiful person. And YAY unicorns!

Five Random Facts About Nikki:
1. I play the piano.
2. I think cats are assholes.
3. I’ve read The Other Boleyn Girl by Phillipa Gregory. Twice.
4. I’m fiercely protective of my soulmateclone, Heather Cole.
5. I say ‘fuck.’ A lot.

Don’t forget to pay the love forward!


6 Comments »

  1. Jenny Lyn says:

    Oh, that Scot, he has such a way with words, no?

    1. That pink chaps-wearing unicorn is EPIC. Sadly, if I encountered him in the woods somewhere I’d probably pee my pants from laughing so hard.
    2. I love rutabagas (bacon, add tons of it) so please don’t throw them in the compost pile.
    3. Congrats on the all girl sleepover. Breasts are awesome. Even this straight girl will proudly admit to that fact.
    4. I say fuck a lot too. Like alot fuckin’ lot.
    5. Florida is not ready for you two, but we welcome you like a summer thunderstorm. You know I’m here, right? In the armpit of the state, where it’s hot and sticky. :)

    A very well-deserved nomination, girls!

    *kisses*
    ~J

    • Heather Cole says:

      Jenny, darlin’, you made me laugh coffee out my nose. Thank you for the lovely congrats, but I MUST disagree about the rutabagas. In fact, I’ll arm wrestle you for the right to compost. Fuck yeah! xoxoxo

  2. CJ Lemire says:

    Not familiar with The Ladygarden Project (click-click), but Dumb Domme rocks. As do you ladies.

  3. Cara Dunn says:

    You’ve been nominated again! What a shame its the same award!! Cannot love you ladies enough, in fact, i’d quite like too!

    http://sextails.wordpress.com/2012/08/04/award-nomination/

  4. Anna says:

    *mwah*mwah*mwah* Many thanks and kisses Nikki. I get a unicorn to play with! Now who shall I pass it on to… Ooohh …I think I know… xoxo

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