Heather and I come across many amazing blogs, websites, and articles on the interwebs every day. Some of them, like: My Husband Hates My Sex Toy, send us on a trip down memory lane with a serious case of side stitches. And others, like: Teenage Exorcists Explain the Dangers of Sexually Transmitted Demons, make us spew coffee all over our electronic devices. Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK?
Anywhoo, after MORE meetings with lawyers, unicorn experts, and a few mermaids to level the playing field, (don’t judge me. Seriously, don’t) we decided to start showing some link love by sharing our favorites with y’all. It’s kind of like sex, but no condoms required. Okay, that really didn’t make sense, but whatever.
Enjoy!
~Nikki
Nikki’s faves:
– These need to happen. Every fucking one of them.
Kinks and Fetishes: what’s the difference? – My name is Nikki Blue and I’m kinky as a motherfucker! *ahem*
Ninjas, Mimes & Hot Sex – The Bedhead’s Quick Guide To Dirty Talk – Dirty talk: learn it, live it, love it.
Heather’s faves:
Glittery nail polish AND nipple piercings?? Oh yes please! – Shiny Things
Delicious Picture – I haven’t said one blessed thing about the royal baby. I swear!
Best comment on a sex article ever. “This broke my penis…” – Cosmo’s Awesome New Sex Positions And yes, Cosmo came up with the title “Nips Ahoy.” <snort>
I can’t wait to hit all of them. Sexually-transmitted demons!? Mmmkay then.
And the demonic strain is antibiotic resistant, apparently.
Love them!! AND, … loved the “My Husband Hates My Sex Toy” link !!!
Luckily I have no such problems with my Hubby. He loves watching me with my toys (“fulfils my need”) OR with my lovers (“fulfils my desires”) . . . well, actually on second thoughts, he prefers watching me with my lovers (LOL !!) but sometimes we all just need something “right now, right here” don’t we?
Xxx – K
I agree! Sometimes you just gotta have it right when you want it. Mr. K loves watching me play with my toys an encourages it. The ex, however, was extremely threatened by toys. He never even knew I had them until the end of our marriage when he found them while hiding a Christmas present. It was an awkward moment.
*hugs*
Nikki
A Cosmo link on Vagina Antics? If that’s not a sign of the apocalypse…
Well, we are the bringers.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I *had* to! It said “Nips Ahoy” and some poor man broke his pole. Surely something so ridiculous needs a good dose of derision!