These are the last few days of summer vacation and I’ve spent an assload of time this week picking up class schedules and meeting teachers. And get this: I wore a bra AND underwear. See? I totally rock this responsible parenting shit. I’ve also come to terms with the fact that the boy really was switched at birth, because Advanced Math.
Stop laughing, Mr. K.
With that being said, it’s pretty obvious my week was nothing like Heather’s. I didn’t go bowling, or ride a Sybian in a crowded cathouse. I did, however, have the opportunity to use my , and it’s still , so there’s that.
I found so many fantastic things this week that it was hard to narrow down my favorites. The links just kept coming and coming. Kind of like Heather on the Sybian. *snort* Sorry, Heather, that was way too easy.
My favorite of my favorites this week isn’t a link per se, it’s a quote from our dear friend, :
“50 Shades has earned 95 million. This proves that you do spend too much time dealing with plot and grammar, and not enough on shitty BDSM.”
The inside of my nose is still burning from the coffee this made me snort. Thanks, Jason.
So there you have it, vagina lovers. And here you go!
*hugs*
Nikki
Nikki’s Faves:
More Sex = More Money – The science is sound, y’all.
The Cherry Myth – You mean all the cherry poppin’ jokes were for naught? ‘Discombobulated’ doesn’t begin to describe how this makes me feel.
Dear Daughter – I love this so fucking hard.
Heather’s Faves:
– Pardon me while I swoon on to my fainting couch. Damn, I’m hungry. Anyone have a banana and a jar of Nutella?
Once you go kinky, can you ever go back? – Can Kinky People Date Vanilla People?
Interesting relationship tips – Toxic Habits
And I was just saying the other day how much I dislike Dave Mathews Band – Most Hated Bands of the Last 30 Years – But don’t fret 98 Degrees fans–I’m certain there will be a comeback. <dons mock turtleneck in solidarity>
Great quote – sad, but true….
XOXO
SO true.
Thanks for the links! I saw Jason’s quote on FB and LOL’d. And the video about Porn Sex vs. Real Sex made me laugh till my sides hurt.
You’re welcome, sugarbritches!