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Merry (late) Christmas!

December 26, 2013 by Nikki Blue

I had every intention of writing this the day before Christmas, but because of boobs, I played catch up on shopping. It had nothing to do with procrastination, swear.

Stop laughing, Heather. 

And can I just say how cray-cray stores (and people) are the day before Christmas? I was hit by a cart, stood in front of the Loud Family who constantly bumped against me in the most ridiculous line EVER, and I was stuck in a parking spot because the two people fighting over it were so close I couldn’t back out. I nearly lost my shit. But then happened, making it all worth it.

Then I said I’d post a festive note yesterday, but my kids were all like pay attention to us, BE WITH US, so I did.

So even though my timing is off, Merry Christmas from our vagina’s to yours!

Right, Heather? Heather? Are you still eating Heather??


5 Comments »

  1. Ava Grace says:

    Christmas-time shopping is the worst! Hope you enjoyed your Christmas too ava x

  2. Dale Ealey says:

    Heather, who’s Muffins????

    (Nikki what do you know about this??)

  3. Dale Ealey says:

    Yes ma’am! As was I. Sometimes I have the sense of humor of a 13 year old…boy! <3

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