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  1. Get Your ARC Here!

    January 2, 2015 by Heather Cole

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    Dear Readers,

    Nikki and I need your help. As you know, Vagina Antics is not a book blog. (Obviously. We have the word ‘vagina’ in our title.) We started Vagina Antics to talk positively about sex, and more specifically, our sexual adventures as divorced, kinky, forty-something women. We’re also authors, and we use this blog to occasionally promote our books. Like authors everywhere, we need readers to review our stuff and give us feedback.

    Would you be willing to sign up for our ARC (Advance Reader Copy) program?

    What is an ARC, you ask?

    “Usually, ARCs are provided to booksellers, librarians, and reviewers for books or magazines. In the last few years, though, publishing houses have made ARCs more available to book bloggers and other readers, in the hopes that they would turn to their blogs, Twitter, Tumblr, etc., to build that pivotal buzz. Publishers aren’t doing that out of the kindness of their hearts; ARCs are, above all, marketing tools used to sell more books.”

    Most importantly, it’s a way to get all of our upcoming releases (and former released titles) for FREE.

    There are a handful of steps:

    1. Sign up for our ARC email list: CLICK HERE
    2. Pick up copies of eBooks via InstaFreebie. (The link will be delivered directly to the email address you provided)
    3. Read and enjoy. (the best part!)
    4. If you enjoy the story, leave a review via Amazon and/or GoodReads (the fun part!)
    5. If you don’t enjoy it, that’s okay. We won’t get mad. Promise! Just email us and tell us why. Constructive feedback is the process that helps us grow as authors.
    6. Follow-up via a GoogleDoc’s template we have created that provides the weblink where your review is located. (This final step ensures that you remain on the ARC list) *If you opt to provide critical feedback, you don’t need to review and you will absolutely remain on our ARC list.

    Upcoming titles to be released include:

    • Kinklectic Valentine’s Day Anthology by various authors – It will include Heather’s second short story involving Annie, the vampire, and Soledad, the librarian. (tbr 2/14/2015)
    • Kinky Dating: How to Find the Kinky Love of Your Fantasies by Heather Cole and Nookie Notes (tbr 2/14/2015)
    • Aftermath by Nikki Blue – A twisted tale of revenge.
    • Control by Nikki Blue –  The second book in Nikki’s memoir series.
    • Confessions by Heather Cole – The second book in the Come for the World Series (tbr March 2015)
    • Absolved by Heather Cole – The third book in the Come for the World Series (tbr April 2015)
    • Naked Baking: The Best of Vagina Antics – by Heather Cole and Nikki Blue – to be released on World Baking Day, May 17, 2015. This book will include our most popular posts, new never-before-seen material and a baking photo shoot with the women of Vagina Antics. Yup, you’ll see us doing some of our favorite things. Um… baking-related things and probably booze. (Definitely booze ~Nikki)
    • The Dominatrix’s Apprentice by Heather Cole (tbr June 2014)
    • A Second Chance for Lady Grace by Heather Cole – This is a full-length historical romance.

     

    We hope you love our words as much as we do, and we look forward to seeing you on our list. Thank you for being the best readers ever!

    *boobsmoosh*

    ~Heather and Nikki

     


  2. We’re Two, Y’all!

    January 10, 2014 by Nikki Blue

    Another sex-filled year has passed and VAGINA ANTICS is two years old! The “terrible 2’s” only apply to babies, though. Our second year of sex blogging was A-Fucking-Mazing! (Yes, that’s a word.) To celebrate this milestone, Nikki and I have chosen three of our favorite posts and have a couple of giveaways for you. And you, and that person waaaaaay over there.

    Y’all may have noticed that we have added Writers of Erotica to our resumes. A year ago today, we were promoting because of the story I contributed for the anthology of erotica. Both Nikki and I swore up and down that we didn’t write erotica, because we were writing about our real sex lives. Then we realized that it was still erotica even though it was true, but we’ve written it OUR way. We’ve shared the intimate details of our lives with y’all and sometimes it’s super sexy. Others, not so much. Trust us when we say there’s nothing glamorous about cum in your eyes, delicate vag issues, or snipping your labia during an unpermitted trim.

    <snort> Wait, sorry, Heather. That wasn’t funny AT ALL.

    Heather’s right, though. It’s always real; always us. And to thank you all for supporting our shenanigans for another year, beginning at midnight we will be giving away & through Sunday. Because we love y’all, every fucking one of you.

    <throws confetti>

    <boob smoosh>

    ~Heather and Nikki

     
    Nikki’s faves:

    Superpower Fail – Almost a year ago something happened I never dreamed possible. During playtime, my buttplug went missing IN MY ASS. It was there, then it wasn’t. But it was there– waaaaay up in there. Oh yeah, it happened. And because I’m classy, I fished it out in the ladies restroom while Mr. K ordered drinks. After that little incident we were careful to take it out before gettin’ busy to prevent it from happening again. It totally happened again, but this time it was sideways.

     
    Anniversaries Are Bullshit – In the past I connected anniversaries with unhappiness, and my first with Mr. K pushed me dangerously near the edge of a panic attack. I worried acknowledging it would put us on the fast track to failure. But it didn’t, and I worked through the anxieties attached to the occasion. The mark of our second year together is little more than a month away, but I still don’t envision a night of cards and flowers. I do, however, see blow jobs, orgasms, and anal. Definitely anal.

     
    Anal Orgasms Are Hard, Y’all – The anal orgasm has proven to be more elusive than the Abominable Snowman, but I ain’t sweatin’ it. I mean seriously, orgasms are awesome, anal or not. Mr. K did make me squirt, though, so there’s that.

     
    Heather’s faves:

    Sometimes It Hits You on the Head – During the spring of last year, my romantic life was a roller coaster. My poly circle was changing and I felt mainly responsible for that. I had met a Dominant man who wanted a slave, who wanted ME. This blog post was the first entry of the journey I began with my master and owner, LH. We had no idea exactly where we were going, but we were going there together. Reading this still brings up a lot of emotions for me even now.

    New Territory in My Submission – Reading this still gets me hot. I wonder if I can call LH and convince him to ditch work for the day…

    Pony Rides $10 aka Heather Rides a Sybian – The things I have done this past year blow my mind. Reading back through them… I have surpassed my fantasies. Public masturbation was one of them.