‘Tis the season of back to school, and I’ve had schoolgirl uniforms and rulers on the brain. Thanks to Michael at Blossom and Thorn, I have some sexy images that are fueling my preoccupation. As he said in the comments, I’m already on the principle’s naughty list. It’s an art form, people. <bows> Speaking of school, guess where this 1950’s “game” came from… a grade school textbook! Which just makes me think that my grandparents’ single beds were pure subterfuge. And wow… grandparents having sex… MOVING ON NOW…
Heather’s Picks:
I promised myself I wouldn’t comment on the Miley/Beetlejuice incident, but I have to . I mean, it’s Kirk and his few facial expressions. DON’T TRY TO RESIST THE KIRK!
Pandas are smokin’ the ropes. Don’t tell my mother!
The bullies of Goodreads are getting a lot of attention lately. I hope it incites a policy change, because bullying is unacceptable under any circumstances. There is a canyon-sized difference between giving constructive criticism based on reading someone’s work and trashing it just because you can.
Nikki’s faves:
Teaching Good Sex – Every high school needs this teacher.
Wait, men fake orgasms? – I don’t get this because if it’s not messy, somebody’s got some ‘splainin’ to do.
Alyssa Milano’s Educational Sex Tape – The only thing I learned from this is a man wearing a shortie robe is never okay.
Shades of Grey 23 Funniest Quotes – If I ever compare orgasms to the spin cycle on a washing machine, bitchslap me, please.
Get F*cked – “The world will be a better place when more men take it up the ass.” I can’t love this hard enough. And oddly, I feel like singing.
Happy Friday, y’all!
*boob smoosh*
~Heather
We had a nut job at work who turned his cubicle into a Alyssa Milano shrine, so I was already about done with her. This tidbit was the last straw. She needs to come with a truth in packaging warning. You lovely ladies have a nice weekend! *smacks on your elegant haunches!*
Dale, I had no idea that it was ok to turn our cubes into shrines. I’ve wasted all these years! Thanks for the spanks, and now I know what calendar to get you for Christmas. Alyssa Milano