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TGIFL aka Thank Goodness It’s Friday Links

September 6, 2013 by Heather Cole

‘Tis the season of back to school, and I’ve had schoolgirl uniforms and rulers on the brain. Thanks to Michael at Blossom and Thorn, I have some sexy images that are fueling my preoccupation. As he said in the comments, I’m already on the principle’s naughty list. It’s an art form, people. <bows> Speaking of school, guess where this 1950’s “game” came from… a grade school textbook! Which just makes me think that my grandparents’ single beds were pure subterfuge. And wow… grandparents having sex… MOVING ON NOW…

 

Heather’s Picks:

I promised myself I wouldn’t comment on the Miley/Beetlejuice incident, but I have to share THIS. I mean, it’s Kirk and his few facial expressions. DON’T TRY TO RESIST THE KIRK!

Pandas are smokin’ the ropes. Don’t tell my mother!

The bullies of Goodreads are getting a lot of attention lately. I hope it incites a policy change, because bullying is unacceptable under any circumstances. There is a canyon-sized difference between giving constructive criticism based on reading someone’s work and trashing it just because you can.

Nikki’s faves:

Teaching Good Sex – Every high school needs this teacher.

Wait, men fake orgasms? – I don’t get this because if it’s not messy, somebody’s got some ‘splainin’ to do.

Alyssa Milano’s Educational Sex Tape – The only thing I learned from this is a man wearing a shortie robe is never okay.

Shades of Grey 23 Funniest Quotes – If I ever compare orgasms to the spin cycle on a washing machine, bitchslap me, please.

Get F*cked – “The world will be a better place when more men take it up the ass.” I can’t love this hard enough. And oddly, I feel like singing.

Happy Friday, y’all!

*boob smoosh*

~Heather

 


2 Comments »

  1. Dale Ealey says:

    We had a nut job at work who turned his cubicle into a Alyssa Milano shrine, so I was already about done with her. This tidbit was the last straw. She needs to come with a truth in packaging warning. You lovely ladies have a nice weekend! *smacks on your elegant haunches!*

    • Heather Cole says:

      Dale, I had no idea that it was ok to turn our cubes into shrines. I’ve wasted all these years! Thanks for the spanks, and now I know what calendar to get you for Christmas. Alyssa Milano

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