It’s raining here at Vagina HQ, not quite the auspicious start I wanted for the weekend. But it’s all the more reason to stay inside and check out our weekly findings around the web. I tried to come up with a unifying theme to describe Friday’s links, and all I could think of was “PENIS AND VAGINA.” That about covers it, so enjoy yourselves.
And for the record, I did really tell Nikki that I was “da bomb.” In fact, I said it twice. It makes her eye twitch.
Just what the heck is polyamory? You and my mama can discuss. I’ll send cookies. Y’all can blame Zen for sending me the link, because he’s dating TWO Heathers.
Sir warned me that I would spend too much time getting this girl to deep throat perfectly. He did not lie. Dammit! Stop choking already, anime girl!
Do you have the courage to “Be Beautiful” for 30 days? This woman did.
“Lick the pole, handsome boy! LICK IT!” Um, only watch this video if a.) you love men in briefs with super fine bodies or b.) like watching penises flop around during a twerking dance-off. Because who doesn’t love a flopping penis in brightly colored undies?!
I’ll never forgive you for making me watch that.
Pfft. You’ll forgive me because I’m *da bomb*. Yeah, I said it.
You get a squirt! You get a squirt! EVERYBODY gets a squirt! But probably not. – Squirting: Why It May Never Happen to You
Fun Vagina Facts – I read this article under the assumption it would be fun, because you know, it has “fun” in the title. It wasn’t fun, and I didn’t laugh even once. Mostly what I wanted to do was pussy punch the dude who wrote it. Maybe it’s because my vagina is nearing its “spew forth” time. Or maybe it’s because he’s a douchebag. It’s a toss-up.
Everything is Samuel L. Jackson’s Fault – Best motherfucking role model EVER.