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  1. Friday Links (with some penis twerking)

    September 20, 2013 by Heather Cole

    It’s raining here at Vagina HQ, not quite the auspicious start I wanted for the weekend. But it’s all the more reason to stay inside and check out our weekly findings around the web. I tried to come up with a unifying theme to describe Friday’s links, and all I could think of was “PENIS AND VAGINA.” That about covers it, so enjoy yourselves.

    And for the record, I did really tell Nikki that I was “da bomb.” In fact, I said it twice. It makes her eye twitch.

     

    Heather’s finds:

    Just what the heck is polyamory? You and my mama can discuss. I’ll send cookies. Y’all can blame Zen for sending me the link, because he’s dating TWO Heathers.

    Sir warned me that I would spend too much time getting this girl to deep throat perfectly. He did not lie. Dammit! Stop choking already, anime girl!

    Do you have the courage to “Be Beautiful” for 30 days? This woman did.

    “Lick the pole, handsome boy! LICK IT!” Um, only watch this video if a.) you love men in briefs with super fine bodies or b.) like watching penises flop around during a twerking dance-off. Because who doesn’t love a flopping penis in brightly colored undies?!

         I’ll never forgive you for making me watch that.

         Pfft. You’ll forgive me because I’m *da bomb*. Yeah, I said it.

     

    Nikki’s faves:

    You get a squirt! You get a squirt! EVERYBODY gets a squirt! But probably not. – Squirting: Why It May Never Happen to You

    Fun Vagina Facts – I read this article under the assumption it would be fun, because you know, it has “fun” in the title. It wasn’t fun, and I didn’t laugh even once. Mostly what I wanted to do was pussy punch the dude who wrote it. Maybe it’s because my vagina is nearing its “spew forth” time. Or maybe it’s because he’s a douchebag. It’s a toss-up.

    Everything is Samuel L. Jackson’s Fault – Best motherfucking role model EVER.


  2. TGIFL aka Thank Goodness It’s Friday Links

    September 6, 2013 by Heather Cole

    ‘Tis the season of back to school, and I’ve had schoolgirl uniforms and rulers on the brain. Thanks to Michael at Blossom and Thorn, I have some sexy images that are fueling my preoccupation. As he said in the comments, I’m already on the principle’s naughty list. It’s an art form, people. <bows> Speaking of school, guess where this 1950’s “game” came from… a grade school textbook! Which just makes me think that my grandparents’ single beds were pure subterfuge. And wow… grandparents having sex… MOVING ON NOW…

     

    Heather’s Picks:

    I promised myself I wouldn’t comment on the Miley/Beetlejuice incident, but I have to share THIS. I mean, it’s Kirk and his few facial expressions. DON’T TRY TO RESIST THE KIRK!

    Pandas are smokin’ the ropes. Don’t tell my mother!

    The bullies of Goodreads are getting a lot of attention lately. I hope it incites a policy change, because bullying is unacceptable under any circumstances. There is a canyon-sized difference between giving constructive criticism based on reading someone’s work and trashing it just because you can.

    Nikki’s faves:

    Teaching Good Sex – Every high school needs this teacher.

    Wait, men fake orgasms? – I don’t get this because if it’s not messy, somebody’s got some ‘splainin’ to do.

    Alyssa Milano’s Educational Sex Tape – The only thing I learned from this is a man wearing a shortie robe is never okay.

    Shades of Grey 23 Funniest Quotes – If I ever compare orgasms to the spin cycle on a washing machine, bitchslap me, please.

    Get F*cked – “The world will be a better place when more men take it up the ass.” I can’t love this hard enough. And oddly, I feel like singing.

    Happy Friday, y’all!

    *boob smoosh*

    ~Heather

     


  3. This Week In Links

    August 23, 2013 by Heather Cole

    In this addition of our weekly roundup of interesting links, I contemplate adding more old-timey penis lexicon to my vocabulary: “Is that nature’s tufted treasure I spy?!” (Imagine me exclaiming this at the next play party.) This is NOT to be confused with me adding old-timey penis to my pants or anywhere else for that matter. Unless you’re into that. Nikki’s pee video goes viral on Fetlife (ok… not viral exactly, but it’s way popular.) I reveal to a shocked Nikki that I never use the term “making love,” and we both contemplate different aspects of the word “slut” and what it means to us. This sparked a broader conversation which we’ll be posting next week. Stay tuned for more making love and sluts. Possibly at the same time.

    Happy Friday, y’all!

     

    Heather:

    I have to be honest. I swooned when I saw this. Then I applauded.

    Oh, just admit it. You need help filling the awkward pauses too. There’s help for us!

    Now before everyone starts freaking out… MONOGAMY IS DEAD! HAHAHAHAHAHA! You should have seen your face…

    Someday I hope to take photos as beautiful as Molly.

    You’re never too old to be called a slut and then have small-minded people try to shame you for it. I stand with my sister sluts in solidarity.

     

    Nikki:

    The Un-Slut Project – Slut shaming and sexual bullying: raise awareness and change our world.

    Public Service Announcement – Boobs.

    Period Apps – I use an app to track my periods too. It’s called a motherfucking calendar.

    Who vs Whom – As God is my witness, “To whom did you give a flamethrower for Christmas?” is a question I will one day ask.

         Holy carps, the SPIDERS!

         It’s grammar, Heather. Focus.

    Whose Orgasms Are We Moaning About Anyway? – For whom are you moaning? Did you see what I did there? Did ya?

    Dumb Domme made a sex tape – I made a pee tape. The two are totally unrelated.


  4. Lovin’ the Links

    August 9, 2013 by Heather Cole

    Things have been a little crazy on the home front which reminded me of just how sexy hot a domestic routine can be. The Onion has, hands down the pants, THE best domestic erotica around. Want a peek?

    “Oh, God, I could listen to him snort himself awake right now. But then watch what he does to me, the sexy bastard: He’ll see that I’m in agony, he’ll see that I’m right there on the edge—and then he’ll push me even further. He’ll respond to a few work emails, check his fantasy baseball on his phone, and then floss.

    Bingo.”

    Yup… BINGO. To read the entire thing (and you really should because it’s fucking hilarious) click HERE. Keep reading for the items that have caught our interest this week…

    Heather:

    Holy Carps! We can cite tweets now. (For all those times you need to quote the talking cock avatar.)  For All the English Majors Out There

    My brother watched this video and said it reminded him of every woman he has ever dated:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4EDhdAHrOg&feature=youtube_gdata_player

    I’m not too proud to say that the roller skating part with Colbert and the Breaking Bad guy is going in my spank bank. BAM!

    I love roller skates and plaid suits! 

    I love Curvaceous Dee for her sexy and interesting photos. Here she gives us her favorite photo pics for July. BEWARE THE EYE CANDY!

    Nikki:

    The Truth About Female Desire –  Female sexuality is animalistic and ravenous? Get the fuck out!

    V-Steam Vaginal Spa Treatment – Would you like your vagina raw or steamed?

    The Fundamentals of Fabulous Anal Sex – Yes, yes, a shameless plug. I know, I KNOW! But it’s Anal Pleasure Month, y’all, so whatevs.

    Oh, and I want to thank Sheri Savill for Pulp Fiction as Typography, because no one says “motherfucker” like Samuel L. Jackson.